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“Hey Nami?” Harriet asked her eyes shut in frustration, “What the hell is it now Harriet?”.
“How do you kill a bitch?????” Harriet muttered tapping her pen against her pad of paper.
Nami smiled evily “You really want to know?” she said, Harriet nodded swiftly, Nami grabbed the pen from her friend and began writing

1. Drop a piano on her faggot head!
2. smash her face in a car door
3. shoot her with your stooopid father’s shot gun
4. Short range or long doesn’t really matter ! (lol)
5. decapitate her with your chopping axe (Makes a bloody mess though)
6. I guess maybe you could feed her to a rabid dog???
7. Pay a retard to give her rabies???
8. I could get my friend Jacob to sort her out (hehehe werewovles rock)
9. Poke a lolly pop stick up her nose?
10. Wack her with a pole?? (I mean WTF)
11. Push her off a bridge (Not exactly the nicest way but who cares!)
12. Rip her limb from limb (My favourite!)
13. Shove a dead rat down her mouth!
14. Bash her with a Metal base ball bat
15. or tie her too a chair and give her a giant leso person and leave them for 24 hours!

“Hows that Harriet?” Nami asked tossing the pen back to her friend, “I could do with some more cause it is a school project and all” she whined.
Nami shook her head “What ever!” she snapped, “Come back tomorrow when I have had some time to think”.
Harriet nodded “Later!” she called dashing away from her friend “God she’s weird!” Nami muttered shaking her blonde head.
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